I Introduce The Selfish Machine.

principia-coh: “What were you doing when you got the call that...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:20:44 -0400

principia-coh:

“What were you doing when you got the call that you were going to be Superman?”

Yes, yes, Superman plays WoW.

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:19:49 -0400

thatanomalousblog: I’ve come too far to risk all this good...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:14:14 -0400

thatanomalousblog:

I’ve come too far to risk all this good luck

obeyrach: ~

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:09:39 -0400

obeyrach:

~

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:06:09 -0400

sailortwerk: when people try to force me to socialize

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:05:13 -0400

sailortwerk:

when people try to force me to socialize

friend: what are your plans for the weekend

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:04:43 -0400

friend: what are your plans for the weekend
me: who knows
me: (i know)
me: (i'm not leaving the house)

smoothierox: the-dancing-batter: darecrowavis: aviculor: tale...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:03:22 -0400

smoothierox:

the-dancing-batter:

darecrowavis:

aviculor:

taleasoldastimelords:

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.

I got stuck

Pansy

Challenge accepted

Please, nothing to it.

omg

HOW EMBARRASSING!

Frank knew I was dating Luis Miguel Dominguín. Luis Miguel was...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:51:17 -0400

_{Frank knew I was dating Luis Miguel Dominguín. Luis Miguel was the most famous bullfighter in the world. Bogie [Humphrey Bogart] was furious that I was giving Frank a hard time. He loved Frank like a brother. They started the Rat Pack together. ‘I don’t know why you want to two-time Frank with a goddamn fruit,’ he’d needle me. Stuff like that. Luis Miguel was one of the bravest men I knew. He was definitely no fruit, I can tell you that.” —Ava Gardner}

rubycosmos: earthnation: what if milk had pulp

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:46:39 -0400

rubycosmos:

earthnation:

what if milk had pulp

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:46:18 -0400

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:46:02 -0400

Whenever I try to wear my hair in the sexy-waves-down style

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:36:09 -0400

whatshouldwecallgeek:

I make it maybe an hour before asking people:

misscatthief: god bless the people who upload tv shows to the internet

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:29:40 -0400

misscatthief:

god bless the people who upload tv shows to the internet

rocknrollercoaster: to tha wall

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:28:15 -0400

rocknrollercoaster:

to tha wall

urbanfuck: badtexter: urbanfuck: my mom buys tons of food but none of it is microwaveable like...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:27:47 -0400

urbanfuck:

badtexter:

urbanfuck:

my mom buys tons of food but none of it is microwaveable like who does she think i am fucking Martha stewart

martha stewart is an interior designer

exactly

Fill this in with stuff about you

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:25:39 -0400

Age: 19
Where I live: Roswell, Georgia and Kennesaw, Georgia is where I go to school.
Where I would like to live: NYC, Los Angeles, anywhere but here haha.
Favourite Food: PASTA. MMM CARBSSSS.
Religion: Jewish. I am a spiritual Jew though. I don't attend Temple every week.
Sexual orientation: Straight
Favourite book: a tie between The Great Gatsby and The Bell Jar
Eye color: Blue
Favourite movie: Pearl Harbor, no judging!
Favourite TV show: ummmm. I don't watch much tv, so New Girl.
Favourite band/singer: The Maine and Pierce The Veil
Favorite day/s of the year: Everyday that it doesn't rain.
Do I have any pets: Three dogs and two cats.
Last movie I watched: The Search
What’s my ringtone: My phone is always on silent hahahahha.
Favourite male character from a TV show: Gob from Arrested Development
Favourite female character from a TV show: Joan from Mad Men
What my name means: Just read it means "Star of the Sea" No wonder I love swimming.
Favourite Superhero: Captain America, because he kicked Nazi ass in WWII.

teamfreekickass: watchtheskytonight: camiekahle: overlypoliteisabel: teamfreekickass: I HAVE...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:18:22 -0400

teamfreekickass:

watchtheskytonight:

camiekahle:

overlypoliteisabel:

teamfreekickass:

I HAVE CANDY

I will be a mature teenager…..

this is normal….

yup

I am not a mature teenager

Hey it’s the kid with the blueberry cookie and the Jensen Ackles poster

And the silkworm.

Congrats, you’re tumblr famous

…. *sings* HOW DID THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEE

theofficialmrsclaus: “tell the class a little about yourself”

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:16:41 -0400

theofficialmrsclaus:

“tell the class a little about yourself”

Remember these things when you’re sad: Jeremy Renner got a boner on a plane Samuel L. Jackson...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:16:31 -0400

Remember these things when you’re sad:

Jeremy Renner got a boner on a plane

Samuel L. Jackson impersonated Nicki Minaj

Tom Hiddleston loves the song “Hips Don’t Lie”

Scarlett Johansson’s catsuit were like sweaty pajamas

Chris Hemsworth’s daughter was once mistaken for a hot dog when he held her in one hand

Robert Downey Jr. is really Tony Stark playing Robert Downey Jr.

And that Chris Evans once dressed up in drag